Section 1. Page 1. Introduction to The Truth, and the Tale
This is a full and unedited(kinda) report of the Season 17 VGNHL preseason bidding. Using industry leading systems and techniques, with advanced technology and authentic laboratory resources, we here At YSoHGaTET we are able to perfectly detail the most accurate post bidding team reviews the world has ever seen. While reviewing the analysis' and results you, the reader, will be able to see with the utmost certainty the value of these reports showing why YSoHGaTET is the most effective online hockey and thumb training institute in the world.
As much as I would like to spend time pointing out every single obvious detrimental bid and signing, or comment about every 'not bad' team with high quality copy and paste uniform statements or perfectly placed memes. We won't be showing in depth love to all teams in this bidding review series. I'm not going to try and 'ego' anyone, even though it wouldn't be hard to do. That won't be the goal for this particular thread of content. Instead we'll go ahead with our scheduled program and let the science do the talking, until I get bored.
For our first report the we'll take you along with some our great YSoHGaTET Staff and Trainers to review the findings. Please welcome our Head Program Excellence Trainer, Advanced Joystick Instructor, Professor of Controller Grip Theory, and R2 Development & Sensitivity Coach. Yurij Chabot aka yours truly. Together we'll explore the overall final rosters from the Season 17 VGNHL preseason bidding that recently happened. As well at conclusion provide the final standings you will see this May (SPOILER WARNING). From our latest simulations done by the IBM Summit Supercomputer (Fig. 1) and additional lab testing done at Oak Ridge National Laboratory (ORNL) & The Center for Integrated Nanotechnologies (CINT Fig. 2) we're more than confidant that there is no possibility that what we're providing this series can be questioned, especially from you.
Following our general review of the league's bidding as a whole. We will also share some of the final team reports on what we here feel are the most interesting, and possibly more surprising results that we concluded from these 100% accurate and aggressive tests. Now professionally It may be frowned upon that I myself finalize and submit our official and proven (with real science Fig.3) results. But aside from being known as one of the best, and more skilled Instructors of all time. I'm also often described as honest, and unbiased (not my words, I have DM's). So it seems fitting that I have the honour of this presentation.
Finally to mention. We also were able to gather individual reports for all players participating this season, based on the final bidding and we'll share a few of those before our final conclusion in our 'Report of Excellence'. I hope you enjoy!
Legend of unusually terminology found in the full report:
TE Value - Thumb Excellence Value. A proprietary mathematical evaluation originally first theorised and developed by Carl Friedrich Gauss and refined by YSoHGaTET used as a Values from all tests and study results.
M - When paired with a dollar amount will stand for Millions (ex. $1.5M = $1,500,000.00)
K - When paired with a dollar amount will stand for Thousands (ex. 500K = $500,000.00)
CR - Commonly known as Clout Rating. A proven rating of skill.
QC - An unstable force that allows players a unique perspective and ability to play hockey.ere ...