Today was another fun day working for the public library here in Philadelphia. The Public Library, such a magical place. Children gather every day to play on the computers and check out books on science, poetry, and fiction. Adults come in droves to access the computers, research for papers, get help applying for jobs,or create resumes. The library, free information for the public. Apparently, there is one other activity people can do at the library, one activity I was unaware of. Something I have never encountered before. I feel I am a new man in this world now. While shelving books I could not help but notice a bevvy of faces steeped in hushed giggles and sideways glances. As I rounded a row of books I caught a familiar odor in my nose, an odor that takes one back to such fond memories. I was just thinking how odd it was to have caught that scent when it happened, when I saw it, something I will never forget. Someone took a shit in the middle of the floor. Right there, for any and all to see. A nice plump, fluffy pile of shit. What a magical day it was today. I wish to meet this person as they have opened my eyes to a whole new way to relieve myself. The bathrooms 20 feet away are so two-thousand and late. This is the new way right here. A new era. Nobody knows how it happened, we can only speculate. Some say it was full fledged pants down squat and go. Others think it was a quick leg shake out of the bottom of the pants. Some call the person a criminal, some say mental health issues. Some don't think it was a man at all, but a wild beast of the wilderness. When I think of what I saw today and the person who made it happen, I think hero. My hero. I need to find this person, need them to teach me their ways, I need answers!!!